Wednesday, September 16, 2009

A blog post about blog posts.

What to blog, what to blog...
I've been meaning to do this for a couple days now1, but quite frankly, I have no time. Homework is slowly but surely eating my life2.
(okay, so it isn't only homework; it's diving and band and soccer games too. But homework is...well, not the main culprit, but the most evil for sure.)
Anyway on to the topic of this blog post!

...I actually don't know what that is.

So....I suppose most people have been writing about the various things we've read in English, right? But...I don't really want to write about that.
You know what I think is really odd? That I'm writing this blog, and I may not know you. Or rather, you may not know me. I mean, whenever I read other people's English blogs3, if I know the person, I can see them in the blog; if I don't though, it's just weird, because I can't hear their voice like I can people who I know as least marginally well. Which makes me think that other people must be doing the same thing with this blog. You're probably all sitting there and JUDGING me based on this blog! *le gasp*

So hopefully I won't scare you off. I mean, it'd be kind of sad if you were going to talk to me and then you read this blog and that was the end of that.

To conclude: Footnotes are awesome. And my thoughts are always scattered like this.

Songs on iPod: 2938
Books read this school year: 0
Books currently reading: ....10?


1 Read: I've been itching to write on here since the last post.
2 Have you noticed I talk about eating a lot? I do. It's a big topic for me. I mean, it makes sense; have you seen the size of my mouth? It is quite legendary.
3Yes, I'm reading them ALL. Something to ponder next time you blog.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Just a short rant. Warning: This may contain spoilers for The Mortal Instruments series.

I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE CASSANDRA CLARE.

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FIGURED OUT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THIS BOOK, AND I KNOW THAT JACE ISN'T CLARY'S BROTHER. I KNOW THAT IT'S REALLY SEBASTIAN. SO GIVE IT UP ALREADY, AND LET ME ENJOY THE LOVE HERE.

Thank you. We will now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Hi. My name is Anri. You're in MY territory now.

Prepare to be eaten.

Seriously, there are CHUPACABRAS here! They like blog readers. Very crunchy.

Actually, this is a blog for my English class. Hopefully I won't bore you to tears. Or death. Hopefully these blogs will actually be INTERESTING. Hopefully I'll be able to write a sentence that doesn't start in "hopefully" soon. Hopefully I'll be able to think of a NEW and EXCITING way to write 5 facts about me...
Unfortunately for you, I can't, and I'm pressed for time. So instead we're gonna go the standard route.
Ok. So here's 5 quick facts about me:
1. I'm weird. I mean, I know it says "Freak in the corner" up there and all, but really, I'm more weird than freaky. (You might think there's not much of a difference, but there is. For example, you can't use your hand to make an "F" on your forehead, but you can make a "W"!) Ask anyone. For some reason it seems the be the first impression people get of me. (not kidding, three separate friends have told me this. "At first, I thought you were really weird." And then they go all silent because they can't think of anything to say next, because obviously I AM weird, so it's not like they were wrong or anything.)
2. I am secretly a pirate.
3. I like books. And reading.
4. I also like musicals. And music. And band. And talking. And generally anything that involves making noises.
5. I love writing BRIGHT COLORS. (sorry the blue is hard to see)


Jessie and Charlotte are sitting next to me and I love them!
"indeedy." -Jessie
"I just want to let y'all know that this girl plays tuba because sometimes I think she tends to leave this fact out." -Charlotte

The End.

ps. I lied. We don't have any Chupacabras here. Only a Yowie. But really, Yowie is nearly as much fun to scream as Chupacabras.