Hi. My name is Anri. You're in MY territory now.

Prepare to be eaten.

Seriously, there are CHUPACABRAS here! They like blog readers. Very crunchy.

Actually, this is a blog for my English class. Hopefully I won't bore you to tears. Or death. Hopefully these blogs will actually be INTERESTING. Hopefully I'll be able to write a sentence that doesn't start in "hopefully" soon. Hopefully I'll be able to think of a NEW and EXCITING way to write 5 facts about me...
Unfortunately for you, I can't, and I'm pressed for time. So instead we're gonna go the standard route.
Ok. So here's 5 quick facts about me:
1. I'm weird. I mean, I know it says "Freak in the corner" up there and all, but really, I'm more weird than freaky. (You might think there's not much of a difference, but there is. For example, you can't use your hand to make an "F" on your forehead, but you can make a "W"!) Ask anyone. For some reason it seems the be the first impression people get of me. (not kidding, three separate friends have told me this. "At first, I thought you were really weird." And then they go all silent because they can't think of anything to say next, because obviously I AM weird, so it's not like they were wrong or anything.)
2. I am secretly a pirate.
3. I like books. And reading.
4. I also like musicals. And music. And band. And talking. And generally anything that involves making noises.
5. I love writing BRIGHT COLORS. (sorry the blue is hard to see)


Jessie and Charlotte are sitting next to me and I love them!
"indeedy." -Jessie
"I just want to let y'all know that this girl plays tuba because sometimes I think she tends to leave this fact out." -Charlotte

The End.

ps. I lied. We don't have any Chupacabras here. Only a Yowie. But really, Yowie is nearly as much fun to scream as Chupacabras.