Quick Oscar debrief

One day late, but I'm always one day late, so whatever.
1. Poor Anne Hathaway. I love you, and I think maybe James Franco hates you, which is sad, and therefore I don't like him. (I never really did, after the brown hair.)
2. In fact, whatever anyone else may say, I enjoyed that rendition of On My Own.
3. Melissa Leo's f-bomb was a little bit adorable.
4. Randy Newman is great, and his acceptance speech was one of my favorites.
5. Billy Crystal = sanctuary from Franco and Anne
6. Cate Blanchett voiced my sentiments exactly. That was gross.
7. Gwyneth Paltrow, I like you, but maybe you should stick to non-live performances.
There were other comments, which I'm forgetting, but I want to sleep now kinda, so oh well.

(OH! 9. Kirk Douglas was actually hilarious to me. Have I mentioned I want to be a semi-crazy old person when I grow up? Being famous to boot would make it even better. I want to be like Betty White, in The Proposal)
(Aaaaaand to round it out: 10. RDJ and Jude Law are the best and I love them both and yes. Cannot wait for the new Sherlock).